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"Now, back in Fort Smith there's a 'sportin' lady' named Big Faye. She was shot twice with this thing. But....she dresses out at about two hundred and ninety so none of the bullets found their way to any of the vitals. But against ordinary people, this gives good service."Rooster Cogburn, played by John Wayne, on Rooster Cogburn (John Wayne's second to last film) while talking about the Five-Barreled Ladies Companion gun.
You said 'toot.'
Jessica, my daughter (technically it was a text and so not heard).
notafinga!
The note G makes our china sing and coffee makes our mugs buzz.
We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.
"...Barak Obama, the son of a black man from Kenya, and a white man from Kansas."
Dan Scarlton...AWAY!
All its going to take is your complete cooperation, absolute secrecy, and twenty live turkeys.
tanophobia
"You do and it will be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brush popper."
A “brush popper” (also known as a brush buster, brush hand, brush rider, brush thumper and brush whacker) is a cowboy who works in brush country. (Quote from http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/texas_brush_popper/
I can't believe it is already the year of the rat and I am still writing monkey on all my checks.
They had me at sausage sprinkles.
I can buy a lid!
I can buy the flap on the lid!
I want an official, Red Rider, carbine action, two-hundred shot, range model air rifle...oooooo.
Thank you, pronouns!
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